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Scott Blaszak
Scott Blaszak is a Philadelphia-based screenwriter and digital producer. Once in a great while he finishes something.
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September 12, 2023Mike Pence on That Time When the Insurrectionists Wanted to Hang Him
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July 3, 2012Famous Artists’ Letters About Draw Something
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October 2, 2008The Expectations Game
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July 21, 2008Bowline Variations
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March 7, 2008You’ve Got to Watch The Wire
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December 6, 2007My Business Card Is A Ball Of Putty
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May 1, 2007Important Follow Up Re: The New Password Complexity Policy
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