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Scott Blaszak
Scott Blaszak is a Philadelphia-based screenwriter and digital producer. Once in a great while he finishes something.
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September 12, 2023Mike Pence on That Time When the Insurrectionists Wanted to Hang Him
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July 3, 2012Famous Artists’ Letters About Draw Something
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October 2, 2008The Expectations Game
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July 21, 2008Bowline Variations
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March 7, 2008You’ve Got to Watch The Wire
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December 6, 2007My Business Card Is A Ball Of Putty
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May 1, 2007Important Follow Up Re: The New Password Complexity Policy
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 18, 2024A Letter You Can Give to Your Children in Twenty Years Explaining That You Don’t Have Photos or Videos of Them as Babies Because You Couldn’t Figure Out How to Handle Your Phone’s Storage
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September 18, 2024FAQ’s About Our New Patient Portal, HellthChase
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September 17, 2024The Problem with American College Campuses Is That I Desperately Miss Being Young
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September 17, 2024Of Course We’re Going to Keep Feeding the Grizzly Bear