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Stephen Wood
Stephen Wood is a writer from Richmond, Virginia, based in New York City. In addition to attempts at humor, he writes about sports and politics, which he sometimes suspects are connected. His writing has appeared in Paste Magazine, These Football Times, and elsewhere. He has also worked as a teacher, a pro-bono brand evangelist for Vanilla Coke, a tester of high-end lint-rollers, and the guy who goes down to the lobby to pick up investment bankers’ Seamless orders.
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August 31, 2020As Democrats, We Must Protect and Uplift People of Means
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August 19, 2020Our Successful Return to Campus: An Update from Your University President
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May 15, 2020A University President Responds to Those Who Have Suggested the School Should Dip Into the Endowment
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May 26, 2017Tearing Down This Statue of Walter White Would Erase an Important Piece of Albuquerque’s Unique Heritage
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September 8, 2010As I Sat Writing — From the Autobiography of William Faulkner
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