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Articles by
Susan Schorn
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September 16, 2009Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 1: The Rules
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January 7, 2009Little Housing Crisis on the Prairie
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August 29, 2008Secret Service Emergency-Response Protocol 1127B: If the President Falls Down a Well
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June 18, 2008Worse Things Happen at Sea
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May 6, 2008Borges Teaches Self-Defense
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March 14, 2008Midlife-Crisis Bible Stories
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February 1, 2008NFL Players Whose Names Sound Vaguely Dickensian, and the Characters They Would Be in an Actual Dickens Novel (2007–2008 Regular Season Edition)
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September 27, 2007Midterm Exam On Kelly, The Woman With Whom My Husband Had An Affair