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Susan Schorn
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September 16, 2009Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 1: The Rules
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January 7, 2009Little Housing Crisis on the Prairie
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August 29, 2008Secret Service Emergency-Response Protocol 1127B: If the President Falls Down a Well
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June 18, 2008Worse Things Happen at Sea
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May 6, 2008Borges Teaches Self-Defense
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March 14, 2008Midlife-Crisis Bible Stories
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February 1, 2008NFL Players Whose Names Sound Vaguely Dickensian, and the Characters They Would Be in an Actual Dickens Novel (2007–2008 Regular Season Edition)
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September 27, 2007Midterm Exam On Kelly, The Woman With Whom My Husband Had An Affair
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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March 7, 2025Make America Suck Again
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