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Susie Weber
Susie Weber’s writing has been published in magazines, journals, and textbooks. Since earning her graduate degree in English from Middlebury College twenty years ago, she has been teaching high school and middle school English. She took a short break from teaching to raise her twin daughters and focus on publishing her children’s stories, poetry, essays, articles, and curricula. She has since returned to the classroom, albeit a remote one, where she teaches 8th grade English. Susie lives with her family in Boulder, Colorado where they spend time playing outdoors and reading good writing. If you’d like to read more of her work, please visit her website at susieweber.net.
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