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Suzanne Reisman

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Suzanne Reisman

When Suzanne Reisman was a kid, she wanted to be “first an author, second an advertiser, and third a baseball umpire” when she was an adult. Living up to part of her dream, she is the author of Off the Beaten (Subway) Track: New York City’s Best Unusual Attractions and 1.97 yet-to-be-published novels. Suzanne is starting up a nonprofit organization, TwentyTwenty Books, to support community-based book clubs and diverse books.

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