The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Teddy Wayne
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Apartment, Loner, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Kapitoil. He writes the Future Tense column for the New York Times.
Photo by Kate Greathead
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February 7, 2008Ashton Kutcher Fan Fiction: “The Middle School Dance” by Melissa Bell, Age 13
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January 9, 2008Ishmael the Comedian
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November 13, 2007An Inarticulate, Self-Consciously Ironic Voice of His Twentysomething Generation Makes an Opening Statement for His Client in a Corporate-Fraud Case
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October 2, 2007We’re Huge In Europe
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August 27, 2007Debate For Emperor Of The Upsilon Sigma Star System
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August 6, 2007Why There Will Never Be A Lactose Intolerant President
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June 1, 2007Ivan Lendl, Former Tennis Champion And Current Landscape Painting Teacher In The Goshen, Connecticut, Community Center
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April 13, 2007Planned Parenthood’s Plans C, D, E, F, And G For Iraqi Insurgent Control
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March 23, 2007My Interactive Call Center
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October 26, 2006I’m Starting to Suspect a Dungeons-and-Dragons Player Named “Elgdorf the Mage” Is Abusing His Wikipedia Editorial Privileges
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September 18, 2006Perhaps I Should Stop Naming The Protagonists in My Semi-Autobiographical Fiction After Myself
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May 22, 2006Why There Aren’t Many Right Wing Observational Comedians
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