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Articles by
Teddy Wayne
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Apartment, Loner, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Kapitoil. He writes the Future Tense column for the New York Times.
Photo by Kate Greathead
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January 26, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Prejudice
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January 13, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Sequentiality
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December 23, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Enhancement
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December 9, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Inferiority
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December 7, 2009I Need To Improve My Responses To Hecklers
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November 23, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Brevity
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October 21, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Unity
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October 5, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Imitation
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October 2, 2009Arse Poetica
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September 18, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Solitude
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September 1, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Precautions
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August 17, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Enticement
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