Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
BY TEDDY WAYNE
Better Safe than Sorry! Meaning, it’ll make for a more educational and thought-provoking family night to watch Todd Haynes’s deconstructive 1995 suburban drama Safe than to play a few rounds of the board game “Sorry!”
SUGGESTED READSMonologue: The Most Complicated Game
by Michael Reisman (3/5/2008)
Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Planning
by Teddy Wayne (1/30/2012)
Rules and Regulations for Benehmen!, the German Board Game of Discipline
by Teddy Wayne (5/21/2010)
RECENTLYSuper Powers I Wish I Had
by Josh Herman (7/29/2016)
Monologue: Donatello Will Have You Know That If the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Were Little Women, Raphael Would Totally Be Amy
by Philip Wolfe (7/29/2016)
List: Demands from California Delegation BernieBros to NOT Disrupt Hillary Clinton’s Acceptance Speech
by Christopher Monks and John Warner (7/28/2016)
POPULARList: Comforting Thoughts for #NeverHillary Bernie Supporters After Trump’s First Term
by David Kawalec (7/26/2016)
These Smart Swimming Trunks Automatically Remind You to Be Self-Conscious!
by Chris Brotzman (7/22/2016)
List: Who Said It? Donald Trump or Regina George?
by Amber Karlins (7/22/2016)