Teddy Wayne’s
Unpopular Proverbs

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Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.

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Lust (7/21/2016)

Fences (5/31/2016)

Familiarity (5/3/2016)

Lunch (4/4/2016)

Stars (3/11/2016)

Waiting II (2/25/2016)

Flies (2/11/2016)

Buses (1/5/2016)

Fractions (12/14/2015)

Politeness (10/15/2015)

Fathers (9/10/2015)

Brokenness (8/27/2015)

Haste (8/3/2015)

Exceptions (7/14/2015)

Temperature (6/10/2015)

Dreams (5/14/2015)

Philanthropy (5/4/2015)

Lateness (4/21/2015)

Death (4/9/2015)

Clichés (3/26/2015)

Lemons (3/18/2015)

Boasting (2/5/2015)

Quantity (1/29/2015)

Crying (1/6/2015)

Horses (11/12/2014)

Candles (10/28/2014)

Foolishness II (10/13/2014)

Waiting (9/29/2014)

Hate (8/25/2014)

Water (8/13/2014)

Hay (7/28/2014)

Thought (7/10/2014)

Patience II (6/24/2014)

Patience (6/12/2014)

Heart II (6/5/2014)

Possession (5/19/2014)

Cobblers (5/7/2014)

Mastery (4/29/2014)

Taxes (4/15/2014)

Wisdom II (3/12/2014)

Oysters (3/6/2014)

Bridesmaids (2/19/2014)

Leopards (2/6/2014)

Price (1/23/2014)

Couples (1/13/2014)

History (12/19/2013)

Wheels (11/18/2013)

Criticism (10/21/2013)

Uniqueness (10/2/2013)

Rain (9/19/2013)

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