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Teddy Wayne’s
Unpopular Proverbs
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Loner.
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October 12, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Comedy II
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September 14, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Forgiveness
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August 24, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Home
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July 14, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Comedy
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June 22, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Presence
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April 4, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Measurements
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March 10, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Priorities
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February 22, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Striking
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February 3, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Laughter III
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January 4, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Journeys
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October 10, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Generals
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September 12, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Credit
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