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Teddy Wayne’s
Unpopular Proverbs
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Loner.
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June 5, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Heart II
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May 19, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Possession
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May 7, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Cobblers
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April 29, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Mastery
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April 15, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Taxes
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March 12, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Wisdom II
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March 6, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Oysters
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February 19, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Bridesmaids
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February 6, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Leopards
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January 23, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Price
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January 13, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Couples
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December 19, 2013Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: History
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