The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. All right, that’s it for our cardiac-surgery unit. Let’s move on to neurosurgery. The way to a man’s brain is also through his stomach. Pretty much anywhere you’ll be doing invasive surgery, you’re gonna want to go through the stomach. Except for gastrointestinal surgery. Go through the upper spine. Kidding! The lower spine.
SETLISTS FOR YOUNG VOICES
June 5, 2014
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