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All posts tagged
surgery
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October 7, 2016List: Things to Discuss With My Doctor Before the Hysterectomy
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June 5, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Heart II
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May 12, 2014Regarding Today’s Surgery
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July 5, 2011I Am Really Really Sorry for Messing Up Your Brain Surgery So Bad
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December 15, 2010Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 5: Hypothetically Losing My Cock: A Hypothetical Conversation
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March 15, 2010The Instinctual Surgeon
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July 25, 2008Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Perform a Tracheotomy
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November 16, 2007Surgery Is Easy
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March 4, 2005What to Expect After Your Surgery
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December 8, 2004Sestina: A Concise History of Leg Amputations
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe