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All posts tagged
surgery
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May 15, 2020I Like My Cops Like I Like My Surgeons: Cautious, and Not Looking to Kill Me
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October 7, 2016Things to Discuss With My Doctor Before the Hysterectomy
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June 5, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Heart II
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May 12, 2014Regarding Today’s Surgery
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July 5, 2011I Am Really Really Sorry for Messing Up Your Brain Surgery So Bad
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December 15, 2010Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 5: Hypothetically Losing My Cock: A Hypothetical Conversation
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March 15, 2010The Instinctual Surgeon
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July 25, 2008Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Perform a Tracheotomy
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November 16, 2007Surgery Is Easy
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March 4, 2005What to Expect After Your Surgery
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