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Teddy Wayne
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Loner, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Kapitoil. He writes the Future Tense column for the New York Times.
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October 24, 2019Emotionally Haunted House
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May 9, 2019Hey, I’m Beto, Your Dorm Resident Advisor
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December 28, 2018More Appropriate White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner Jokes for 2019
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September 26, 2018A Time Traveler Goes Back in Time to the Birth of Baby Hitler But Gets the Wrong Baby
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April 12, 2018GOP Retirement Announcement Template
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February 2, 2018I’m Some Guy’s Ill-Informed Political Twitter Thread
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November 30, 2017The World According to Trump
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October 25, 2017247 Ball: Luxury Gentrification in an Up-and-Coming Neighborhood!
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October 12, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Comedy II
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September 14, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Forgiveness
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August 24, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Home
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July 14, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Comedy
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February 12, 2020Who Said It: Mike Bloomberg or Lucille Bluth?
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February 13, 2018If Literature’s “Complicated Men” Were On Tinder
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546