That Time I Published a Personal Essay On the Internet (9/13/2016)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Credit (9/12/2016)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Barns (8/30/2016)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Volunteerism (8/15/2016)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Lust (7/21/2016)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Fences (5/31/2016)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Familiarity (5/3/2016)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Lunch (4/4/2016)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Stars (3/11/2016)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Waiting II (2/25/2016)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Flies (2/11/2016)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Buses (1/5/2016)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Fractions (12/14/2015)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Politeness (10/15/2015)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Fathers (9/10/2015)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Brokenness (8/27/2015)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Haste (8/3/2015)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Exceptions (7/14/2015)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Temperature (6/10/2015)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Dreams (5/14/2015)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Philanthropy (5/4/2015)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Lateness (4/21/2015)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Death (4/9/2015)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Clichés (3/26/2015)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Lemons (3/18/2015)

Let’s Tidy Up This Sex Dungeon! (3/5/2015)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Boasting (2/5/2015)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Quantity (1/29/2015)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Crying (1/6/2015)

List: Three Things Only People Who Can’t Understand Anything Will Understand (12/8/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Horses (11/12/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Candles (10/28/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Foolishness II (10/13/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Waiting (9/29/2014)

List: Differences Between Me, Teddy Wayne, and Bruce Wayne/John Wayne (9/22/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Hate (8/25/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Water (8/13/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Hay (7/28/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Thought (7/10/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Patience II (6/24/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Patience (6/12/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Heart II (6/5/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Possession (5/19/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Cobblers (5/7/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Mastery (4/29/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Taxes (4/15/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Wisdom II (3/12/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Oysters (3/6/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Bridesmaids (2/19/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Leopards (2/6/2014)

I’m a Busy Mom in a TV Commercial for Household Products (1/27/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Price (1/23/2014)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Couples (1/13/2014)

List: New Year’s Resolutions (12/31/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: History (12/19/2013)

Why I’m Opposed to Liz Cheney Marriage (11/19/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Wheels (11/18/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Criticism (10/21/2013)

Miss Winthrop’s Upper East Side Etiquette Academy for Gentlemen-in-Training’s Tips for the Mollification of Bullies (10/15/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Uniqueness (10/2/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Rain (9/19/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Supper (8/26/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Publicity II (8/14/2013)

Dear Camp Belton Parents (7/31/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Borders (7/22/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Thickness (7/10/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Experience (6/28/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Aiming (6/14/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Desperation (6/7/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Opportunity II (5/31/2013)

Both Sides, Now (5/23/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Coincidence (5/22/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Temerity (5/14/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Months (4/30/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Friendship II (4/17/2013)

North Korean Propaganda Embraces Mumblecore (4/1/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Foolishness (4/1/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Cleaning (3/18/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Austerity (2/28/2013)

The Smell of a Book (2/20/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Love III (2/14/2013)

I’m an English Professor In a Movie (2/4/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Zeal (1/30/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Modesty (1/23/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Practice (1/7/2013)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Seasonality (12/20/2012)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Difference (12/14/2012)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Children (12/6/2012)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Errors (11/26/2012)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Kindness (11/12/2012)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Work (10/30/2012)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Earning (10/17/2012)

Brand-Name Author (10/11/2012)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Cats (10/1/2012)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Enemies (9/19/2012)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Honesty (9/5/2012)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: News (8/22/2012)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Similarity (8/8/2012)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Volume (7/27/2012)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Prevention II (7/18/2012)