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Articles by
Teddy Wayne
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Apartment, Loner, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Kapitoil. He writes the Future Tense column for the New York Times.
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April 6, 2017Self-Care Ideas for President Trump
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April 4, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Measurements
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March 10, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Priorities
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February 22, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Striking
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February 7, 2017Grok’s Press Conference
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February 3, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Laughter III
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January 4, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Journeys
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November 28, 2016Every News Article for the Next Four Years
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November 7, 2016The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy
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October 10, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Generals
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September 13, 2016That Time I Published a Personal Essay On the Internet
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September 12, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Credit
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 21, 2025American History Lessons Edited to Comply with Anti-DEI Standards
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