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Teddy Wayne
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Loner, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Kapitoil. He writes the Future Tense column for the New York Times.
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October 15, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Politeness
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September 10, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Fathers
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August 27, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Brokenness
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August 3, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Haste
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July 14, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Exceptions
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June 10, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Temperature
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May 14, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Dreams
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May 4, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Philanthropy
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April 21, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Lateness
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April 9, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Death
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March 26, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Clichés
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March 18, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Lemons
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