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Articles by
Teddy Wayne
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Loner, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Kapitoil. He writes the Future Tense column for the New York Times.
Photo by Kate Greathead
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October 15, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Politeness
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September 10, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Fathers
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August 27, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Brokenness
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August 3, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Haste
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July 14, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Exceptions
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June 10, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Temperature
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May 14, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Dreams
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May 4, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Philanthropy
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April 21, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Lateness
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April 9, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Death
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March 26, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Clichés
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March 18, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Lemons