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Teddy Wayne
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Apartment, Loner, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Kapitoil. He writes the Future Tense column for the New York Times.
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August 15, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Volunteerism
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July 21, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Lust
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May 31, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Fences
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May 3, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Familiarity
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April 4, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Lunch
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March 11, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Stars
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February 25, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Waiting II
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February 11, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Flies
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January 5, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Buses
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December 14, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Fractions
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October 15, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Politeness
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September 10, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Fathers
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