February 25, 2016 Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs Waiting II by Teddy Wayne All things come to those who… … sorry, I don’t remember how this one ends. Proverbs Waiting Please help support our writers and keep our site ad-free by becoming a patron. Become a patron Subscribe to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s Substack Subscribe to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s Newsletter