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All posts tagged
waiting
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May 31, 2016List: An Updated List of the Hardest Parts By Mr. Tom Petty, Revising an Earlier Assertion That the Waiting Was the Hardest Part
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February 25, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Waiting II
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October 23, 2014Trader Joe’s Waiting in Line App
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September 29, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Waiting
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October 7, 2013New York’s Best Lines
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March 11, 2011In These Deserts: War Stories From Afghanistan: Column 9: Hours
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December 19, 2000List: Waiting Lists
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?