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All posts tagged
waiting
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom
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May 31, 2016An Updated List of the Hardest Parts by Mr. Tom Petty, Revising an Earlier Assertion That the Waiting Was the Hardest Part
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February 25, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Waiting II
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October 23, 2014Trader Joe’s Waiting in Line App
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September 29, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Waiting
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October 7, 2013New York’s Best Lines
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March 11, 2011In These Deserts: War Stories From Afghanistan: Column 9: Hours
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December 19, 2000Waiting Lists
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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November 3, 2024Based on Our Election Forecast, We Are 100 Percent Sure Anything Could Fucking Happen
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches