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All posts tagged
waiting
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May 31, 2016List: An Updated List of the Hardest Parts By Mr. Tom Petty, Revising an Earlier Assertion That the Waiting Was the Hardest Part
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February 25, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Waiting II
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October 23, 2014Trader Joe’s Waiting in Line App
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September 29, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Waiting
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October 7, 2013New York’s Best Lines
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March 11, 2011In These Deserts: War Stories From Afghanistan: Column 9: Hours
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December 19, 2000List: Waiting Lists
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 26, 2019On Obtaining Free Food at a Nonprofit Company
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money