Where are you in the line?

  • Near the tostadas and beer shelf (not too bad)
  • By the flowers (it’ll be hours)
  • I’m not sure where they’ve wedged us but we’ve gone around twice

What are you buying today?

  • Peanut Biscotti
  • Pumpkin Brittle
  • Pumpkin Cranberry Crisps

Other customers who bought those items also bought:

  • Pumpkin Joe Joes
  • Pumpkin Scone Cookies
  • Pumpkin Body Butter

Are you a basket or cart Trader Joe’s shopper?

  • Basket
  • Cart

How heavy is your basket, if you’re a basket person?

  • Not that heavy
  • Very heavy

Which side of the line are you waiting in?

  • Right
  • Left

How is that line moving?

  • Fairly well
  • Other line is faster

How do you feel while you’re
at the front of the first line
waiting to be directed by the feeder
to one of the three checkout lines.

  • Confident; it will go smoothly
  • Impatient; feeder is not paying attention
  • Annoyed; certain you’ll be sent to the slowest line

Other customers in the Yellow checkout line felt these ways:

  • Tired of holding basket
  • Hopeful of soon being given a cashier number

How are you feeling?

  • Tired
  • Hopeful

Where do you live? Enter your address and birthdate:


How do you feel about just having shared that?

  • Business as usual
  • Not good

Which checkout line are you in?

  • Green
  • Yellow
  • Red

Rate the experience of this line:

  • 4 stars: Loving it. Best line tonight.
  • 3 stars: Eh. I’ve had better red-pepper-line experiences.
  • 2 stars: That idiot at the front is cutting ahead.
  • 1 star: People walk so slowly to the cashiers. I fucking hate this.

Rate your shopping experience overall:

  • 4 stars: Took a while, but got what I needed.
  • 3 stars: Eerily friendly cashier weirded me out; there was hardly any bagged lettuce left.
  • 2 stars: Constant gridlock. Teeth gritted the whole time.
  • 1 star: Anarchy. Like the ending of Lord of the Flies.

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