All posts tagged
grocery-shopping
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June 1, 2016Monologue: A Whole Foods Clerk’s All-Store Announcement for a Lost Husband
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August 17, 2015List: Dante and Virgil Go Grocery Shopping
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August 11, 2015What Level of Atrocity Must Whole Foods Commit Before I Stop Shopping There?
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October 23, 2014Trader Joe’s Waiting in Line App
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January 15, 2013An Excerpt From the Victorian Diary of a Man Whose Local Bodega Has Shut Down
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June 8, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Kid Scooping Raisins Out of the Bulk Bin and Dumping Them On the Floor
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June 4, 2009List: Items Available at the Socratic Deli & Grocery
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January 29, 2008Monologue: Fellow Grocery Shoppers of Checkout Line No. 6
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January 30, 2004Tantric Sex Positions
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June 29, 2018List: 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself
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July 6, 2018I Was Going to Vote Democrat This November Until All This Incivility Forced Me Back On the Trump Train
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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July 5, 2011List: What Your Favorite ’80s Band Says About You
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July 13, 2018List: Editorial Notes From Your Twitter Troll
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July 13, 2018The Time Has Come to Reconcile With the Honeydew Wedge
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July 13, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Dropping the Ball
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July 13, 2018Monologue: I’m Friday the 13th’s Jason Voorhees. I’ve Been Reading Feminist Theory and Won’t Be Killing Any Over-Sexualized Teenagers This Summer