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All posts tagged
grocery-shopping
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June 1, 2016Monologue: A Whole Foods Clerk’s All-Store Announcement for a Lost Husband
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August 17, 2015List: Dante and Virgil Go Grocery Shopping
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August 11, 2015What Level of Atrocity Must Whole Foods Commit Before I Stop Shopping There?
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October 23, 2014Trader Joe’s Waiting in Line App
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January 15, 2013An Excerpt From the Victorian Diary of a Man Whose Local Bodega Has Shut Down
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June 8, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Kid Scooping Raisins Out of the Bulk Bin and Dumping Them On the Floor
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June 4, 2009List: Items Available at the Socratic Deli & Grocery
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January 29, 2008Monologue: Fellow Grocery Shoppers of Checkout Line No. 6
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January 30, 2004Tantric Sex Positions
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 19, 2018Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant