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All posts tagged
grocery-shopping
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March 24, 2021Paul Simon’s Roommate Responds to His Grocery List
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April 15, 2020An Update on the Grocery Delivery We’ve Fooled You Into Expecting
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March 11, 2020CNN’s Fact Checker Daniel Dale Goes to the Grocery Store
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November 20, 2019I Am a Trader Joe’s Parking Lot and I Am Here to Destroy You
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June 20, 2019Fragments From Sappho’s Grocery Lists
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June 1, 2016A Whole Foods Clerk’s All-Store Announcement for a Lost Husband
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August 17, 2015Dante and Virgil Go Grocery Shopping
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August 11, 2015What Level of Atrocity Must Whole Foods Commit Before I Stop Shopping There?
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October 23, 2014Trader Joe’s Waiting in Line App
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January 15, 2013An Excerpt From the Victorian Diary of a Man Whose Local Bodega Has Shut Down
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