All posts tagged
grocery-shopping
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January 30, 2004Tantric Sex Positions
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June 4, 2009List: Items Available at the Socratic Deli & Grocery
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January 29, 2008Monologue: Fellow Grocery Shoppers of Checkout Line No. 6
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June 8, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Kid Scooping Raisins Out of the Bulk Bin and Dumping Them On the Floor
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January 15, 2013An Excerpt From the Victorian Diary of a Man Whose Local Bodega Has Shut Down
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October 23, 2014Trader Joe’s Waiting in Line App
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August 11, 2015What Level of Atrocity Must Whole Foods Commit Before I Stop Shopping There?
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August 17, 2015List: Dante and Virgil Go Grocery Shopping
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June 1, 2016Monologue: A Whole Foods Clerk’s All-Store Announcement for a Lost Husband
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August 17, 2017As Your Doctor, I Am Protesting the Removal of Your Tumor Because I Don’t Want to Erase Your Medical History
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August 3, 2017And God Created Millennial Earth
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August 9, 2017I’m a Google Manufacturing Robot and I Believe Humans Are Biologically Unfit to Have Jobs in Tech
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July 31, 2017Please Forgive Us at Blue Apron for This Week’s Meals. We’ve Been Having a Tough Time Lately
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August 18, 2017I Mean, I Can’t Even With This Solar Eclipse
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August 18, 2017The Alt-Left’s Radical Agenda
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August 18, 2017Monologue: I’m Ivanka Trump, and I Cannot Believe You Fucking Morons Keep Falling for My Bullshit
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August 18, 2017List: 7 Outfits That Will Tell Your Therapist How You Really Feel