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All posts tagged
grocery-shopping
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May 7, 2025The Bells of Trader Joe’s: A Quick Reference Guide for Front-End Crew Members
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June 25, 2024Reviews of New Food: Unnamed Test Variety Apples
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September 16, 2022Are You Seeing Another Farmers’ Market Vendor?
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March 24, 2021Paul Simon’s Roommate Responds to His Grocery List
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April 15, 2020An Update on the Grocery Delivery We’ve Fooled You Into Expecting
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March 11, 2020CNN’s Fact Checker Daniel Dale Goes to the Grocery Store
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November 20, 2019I Am a Trader Joe’s Parking Lot and I Am Here to Destroy You
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June 20, 2019Fragments from Sappho’s Grocery Lists
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June 1, 2016A Whole Foods Clerk’s All-Store Announcement for a Lost Husband
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August 17, 2015Dante and Virgil Go Grocery Shopping
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter Is a Tragedy
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May 6, 2025Introducing Our University’s New, Totally Reasonable Criteria for Promotion and Tenure
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes