“Abandon all carts, ye who enter here.”

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First Circle: Limbo. Trader Joe’s.

Second Circle: Lust. Fresh Market.

Third Circle: Gluttony. Piggly Wiggly.

Fourth Circle: Greed. Harris Teeter vs. Whole Foods.

Fifth Circle: Wrath. Wegman’s.

Sixth Circle: Heresy. Publix.

Seventh Circle: Violence. Food Lion.

Eighth Circle: Fraud. Wal-Mart Super Center.

Ninth Circle: Treachery. The bargain shopping triple head: Aldi, Shop n’ Save, Food 4 Less.