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dante
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March 13, 2023The Nine Circles of Home Renovation Hell
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August 18, 2022Dante Enters the Tenth Circle of Hell: Shoe Shopping for a Toddler
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September 14, 2021The Sixth Circle of Hell Will Be Closed Tuesdays Due to a Shortage of Workers
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April 30, 2021Great News from the Nine Circles of Hell: We’re Reopening
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June 9, 2020Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, As Demonstrated By Assembling a Portable Basketball Hoop In the Driveway With My Husband
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October 18, 2019Welcome to the Tenth Circle of Hell: The Dance Circle
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September 20, 2019Trump Shows Off His Own Circle of Hell
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February 7, 2019The Nine Circles of Social Awkwardness Hell
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May 1, 2018Dante’s Inferno or Disney World?
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 23, 2024If Jack Kerouac Tried to Write On the Road Now
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