All posts tagged
supermarkets
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August 17, 2015List: Dante and Virgil Go Grocery Shopping
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August 11, 2015What Level of Atrocity Must Whole Foods Commit Before I Stop Shopping There?
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August 4, 2015List: Trial Shift Questionnaire for New Employees of a Natural Food Store
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August 6, 2013Trader Joe’s, circa 1877
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December 1, 2010I’m the Foursquare Mayor of This Goddamn Safeway
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November 27, 2010Monologue: The Cost Plus World Market Buyer in Charge of Epicurean Imports Addresses Shareholders
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August 6, 2010Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Cashiers at Safeway Who Thank Me By the Wrong Name
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July 1, 2010List: Possible Reasons Why There is a Bird in This Whole Foods Dining Area
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May 21, 2010Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Two Dudes at Kroger Who Didn’t Know What Day It Was
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June 4, 2009List: Items Available at the Socratic Deli & Grocery
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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August 2, 2018You Have Been Loading the Dishwasher Incorrectly Your Entire Life
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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June 29, 2018List: 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself
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August 15, 2018How to Handle Anxiety About the Toxic Sludge Filling Your Bedroom