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August 17, 2015

List: Dante and Virgil Go Grocery Shopping

CATHERINE CAMPBELL
August 11, 2015

What Level of Atrocity Must Whole Foods Commit Before I Stop Shopping There?

PAULA KAMEN
August 4, 2015

List: Trial Shift Questionnaire for New Employees of a Natural Food Store

CHRIS JORDAN
August 6, 2013

Trader Joe’s, circa 1877

JESSE PORTER
December 1, 2010

I’m the Foursquare Mayor of This Goddamn Safeway

ERIN GLASER
November 27, 2010

Monologue: The Cost Plus World Market Buyer in Charge of Epicurean Imports Addresses Shareholders

JANET MANLEY
August 6, 2010

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Cashiers at Safeway Who Thank Me By the Wrong Name

SARA HOV
July 1, 2010

List: Possible Reasons Why There is a Bird in This Whole Foods Dining Area

HALLIE CANTOR
May 21, 2010

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Two Dudes at Kroger Who Didn’t Know What Day It Was

WILL HINDMARCH
June 4, 2009

List: Items Available at the Socratic Deli & Grocery

CHAD LAVIMONIÈRE

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May 7, 2018

List: A Guide to Midwestern Conversation

TAYLOR KAY PHILLIPS
May 9, 2018

I Will Do Anything to End Homelessness Except Build More Homes

HOMA MOJTABAI
May 8, 2018

Top Millennial Injuries Reported at Urgent Care Facilities

JOHN DAVIS and KYLE J. BRITT
May 2, 2018

List: What Your Myers-Briggs Type Says About Whether You’ll Take the Myers-Briggs Test

ALEX BAIA and ERICA LIES

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The Incel Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

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List: Horror Movie Reboots for Middle Age

JESSIE DEAN ALTMAN and MAURA QUINT
May 18, 2018

One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: The Natural Order of the World Depends On It

JESSE EISENBERG
May 18, 2018

Into The Gloss’s “The Top Shelf” With a Working Mom Who’s Mastered the Art of Getting Through Her Morning Without Throwing Herself or Anyone Else Out a Window

REBECCA PHILLIPS EPSTEIN