All posts tagged
supermarkets
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August 17, 2015List: Dante and Virgil Go Grocery Shopping
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August 11, 2015What Level of Atrocity Must Whole Foods Commit Before I Stop Shopping There?
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August 4, 2015List: Trial Shift Questionnaire for New Employees of a Natural Food Store
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August 6, 2013Trader Joe’s, circa 1877
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December 1, 2010I’m the Foursquare Mayor of This Goddamn Safeway
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November 27, 2010Monologue: The Cost Plus World Market Buyer in Charge of Epicurean Imports Addresses Shareholders
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August 6, 2010Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Cashiers at Safeway Who Thank Me By the Wrong Name
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July 1, 2010List: Possible Reasons Why There is a Bird in This Whole Foods Dining Area
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May 21, 2010Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Two Dudes at Kroger Who Didn’t Know What Day It Was
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June 4, 2009List: Items Available at the Socratic Deli & Grocery
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October 2, 2017List: Things More Heavily Regulated Than Buying a Gun in the United States
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September 22, 2017It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 3, 2017Yes, The Rabid Wolves in Our National Park Keep Mauling Hikers, But the Wolves Are All Acting Individually So We’re Not Really Seeing a Pattern Here
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July 22, 2016List: Who Said It? Donald Trump or Regina George?
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October 17, 2017List: 36 Questions That Lead to Love – Hollywood Studio Head Edition
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October 17, 2017Yes, Satan is Volatile and Unconventional, But Consider the Dangers of a President Lucifer
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October 17, 2017List: Me Too
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October 17, 2017826 Chicago at Pitchfork: “We Just Got Lucky”: An Interview with American Football