All posts tagged
supermarkets
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December 1, 2010I’m the Foursquare Mayor of This Goddamn Safeway
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May 10, 2005List: Three Items at the Supermarket I See in a New Way, Now That I’ve Read Some Books on Literary Theory
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June 4, 2009List: Items Available at the Socratic Deli & Grocery
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July 1, 2010List: Possible Reasons Why There is a Bird in This Whole Foods Dining Area
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August 16, 2004Open Letter: An Open Letter to Whole Foods Supermarkets
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May 21, 2010Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Two Dudes at Kroger Who Didn’t Know What Day It Was
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August 6, 2010Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Cashiers at Safeway Who Thank Me By the Wrong Name
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January 29, 2008Monologue: Fellow Grocery Shoppers of Checkout Line No. 6
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November 27, 2010Monologue: The Cost Plus World Market Buyer in Charge of Epicurean Imports Addresses Shareholders
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October 23, 2008A Whole Foods Manager Introduces a New Product to His Customers
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June 22, 2017List: 11 Ways That I, a White Man, Am Not Privileged
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June 16, 2017Jeff Bezos’ Email to Employees On Amazon’s Purchase of Whole Foods
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June 19, 2017An Oral History of Quentin Tarantino as Told to Me By Men I’ve Dated
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June 15, 2017List: Writing Advice to My Students That Would Also Have Been Good Sex Advice for My High School Boyfriends
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June 23, 2017Your Love of Fashion is Interfering with Your Role as a Lady Intellectual
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June 23, 2017This Coffee Shop Chooses Not to Have Wi-Fi
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June 23, 2017List: The MFA Glossary: 42 Quick Words and Phrases You’ll Spend Two Years Learning and Using Over and Over Again in Creative Writing School
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June 23, 2017In-Flight Announcements of the Future