All posts tagged
supermarkets
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August 17, 2015List: Dante and Virgil Go Grocery Shopping
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August 11, 2015What Level of Atrocity Must Whole Foods Commit Before I Stop Shopping There?
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August 4, 2015List: Trial Shift Questionnaire for New Employees of a Natural Food Store
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August 6, 2013Trader Joe’s, circa 1877
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December 1, 2010I’m the Foursquare Mayor of This Goddamn Safeway
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November 27, 2010Monologue: The Cost Plus World Market Buyer in Charge of Epicurean Imports Addresses Shareholders
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August 6, 2010Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Cashiers at Safeway Who Thank Me By the Wrong Name
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July 1, 2010List: Possible Reasons Why There is a Bird in This Whole Foods Dining Area
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May 21, 2010Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Two Dudes at Kroger Who Didn’t Know What Day It Was
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June 4, 2009List: Items Available at the Socratic Deli & Grocery
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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December 29, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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January 16, 2019Finally, A Razor For Men
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January 16, 2019Emily Post’s Etiquette for Pooping in a National Park
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January 16, 2019List: 6 Ways to Repress Bitter Feelings About Your Friend’s Mildly Successful Music Career
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January 16, 2019If the Future of the Democratic Party Means Winning Elections, Count Me Out