All posts tagged
supermarkets
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December 1, 2010I’m the Foursquare Mayor of This Goddamn Safeway
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May 10, 2005List: Three Items at the Supermarket I See in a New Way, Now That I’ve Read Some Books on Literary Theory
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June 4, 2009List: Items Available at the Socratic Deli & Grocery
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July 1, 2010List: Possible Reasons Why There is a Bird in This Whole Foods Dining Area
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August 16, 2004Open Letter: An Open Letter to Whole Foods Supermarkets
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May 21, 2010Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Two Dudes at Kroger Who Didn’t Know What Day It Was
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August 6, 2010Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Cashiers at Safeway Who Thank Me By the Wrong Name
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January 29, 2008Monologue: Fellow Grocery Shoppers of Checkout Line No. 6
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November 27, 2010Monologue: The Cost Plus World Market Buyer in Charge of Epicurean Imports Addresses Shareholders
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October 23, 2008A Whole Foods Manager Introduces a New Product to His Customers
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August 17, 2017As Your Doctor, I Am Protesting the Removal of Your Tumor Because I Don’t Want to Erase Your Medical History
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August 9, 2017I’m a Google Manufacturing Robot and I Believe Humans Are Biologically Unfit to Have Jobs in Tech
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August 3, 2017And God Created Millennial Earth
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July 31, 2017Please Forgive Us at Blue Apron for This Week’s Meals. We’ve Been Having a Tough Time Lately
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August 22, 2017Share This Humor Article About Tiny Houses to Remind Your Friends That You’re an Affluent Liberal Urbanite
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August 22, 2017How I Overcame Adversity (Which Has Nothing to Do With the Plot of the Hit 1998 Motion Picture Mulan)
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August 22, 2017List: Young Hollywood Heartthrob or Two IKEA Products?
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August 21, 2017The West Wing: Recaps from the Final Season of Democracy: Season 18/Episode 24