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All posts tagged
supermarkets
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November 27, 2010The Cost Plus World Market Buyer in Charge of Epicurean Imports Addresses Shareholders
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August 6, 2010An Open Letter to the Cashiers at Safeway Who Thank Me By the Wrong Name
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July 1, 2010Possible Reasons Why There is a Bird in This Whole Foods Dining Area
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May 21, 2010An Open Letter to the Two Dudes at Kroger Who Didn’t Know What Day It Was
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June 4, 2009Items Available at the Socratic Deli & Grocery
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October 23, 2008A Whole Foods Manager Introduces a New Product to His Customers
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January 29, 2008Fellow Grocery Shoppers of Checkout Line No. 6
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May 10, 2005Three Items at the Supermarket I See in a New Way, Now That I’ve Read Some Books on Literary Theory
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August 16, 2004An Open Letter to Whole Foods Supermarkets
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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January 3, 2025Local Alternatives to “California Sober”
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes