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Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

THE EYES & THE IMPOSSIBLE

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January 15, 2013

An Excerpt From the Victorian Diary of a Man Whose Local Bodega Has Shut Down

by Kassia Miller
June 8, 2012

An Open Letter to the Kid Scooping Raisins Out of the Bulk Bin and Dumping Them On the Floor

by Genevieve Knapp
June 4, 2009

Items Available at the Socratic Deli & Grocery

by Chad Lavimonière
January 29, 2008

Fellow Grocery Shoppers of Checkout Line No. 6

by Sean P. Murray
January 30, 2004

Tantric Sex Positions

by Mike Sacks

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May 25, 2023

A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician

by Ashley Ingle
May 18, 2023

HBO’s Sensitivity Reading for Entourage

by Max Davison
May 18, 2023

Cat Food Flavors Made by Cats

by Tori Multon
May 19, 2023

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by Emily Kling

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Reasons Your Dog Is a Better Health Care Provider Than Your Doctor

by Bobbie Armstrong and Justine Cotter
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by Jeff Bender
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When to Turn Your AC on in New England: A Decision Guide

by Jus Kaplan and Dan Bookbinder
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We at Waystar Royco Sincerely Apologize for Any Abuses That May Have Occurred at a Bluestar Sleepaway Camp+ Experience Property

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