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grocery-shopping
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October 23, 2014Trader Joe’s Waiting in Line App
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January 15, 2013An Excerpt From the Victorian Diary of a Man Whose Local Bodega Has Shut Down
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June 8, 2012An Open Letter to the Kid Scooping Raisins Out of the Bulk Bin and Dumping Them On the Floor
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June 4, 2009Items Available at the Socratic Deli & Grocery
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January 29, 2008Fellow Grocery Shoppers of Checkout Line No. 6
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January 30, 2004Tantric Sex Positions
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