Even a stopped clock is right twice a day—about how Sherry would’ve much preferred a gift certificate over that hideous turtleneck and how Afghanistan was a colossal mistake.
Teddy Wayne’s
Unpopular Proverbs
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Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Loner.
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Accuracy.
BY TEDDY WAYNE
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