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Articles by
Teddy Wayne
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Apartment, Loner, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Kapitoil. He writes the Future Tense column for the New York Times.
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July 14, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Exceptions
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June 10, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Temperature
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May 14, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Dreams
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May 4, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Philanthropy
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April 21, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Lateness
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April 9, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Death
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March 26, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Clichés
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March 18, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Lemons
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March 5, 2015Let’s Tidy Up This Sex Dungeon!
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February 5, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Boasting
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January 29, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Quantity
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January 6, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Crying
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