Like father, like son—if Phil, Sr. posts something that you like on Facebook, you have to like something Phil, Jr. posts. They have this weird, unspoken father-son rivalry going about who gets more Facebook likes, and it’s best not to play sides, since Phil, Sr. is incredibly immature and thin-skinned, and his son is pretty much just like him.
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