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March 12, 2019Did I Mention That I Am Not On Social Media?
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December 18, 2018Please Like and Share My Last Will and Testament
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October 3, 2018I’m Quitting Facebook, Except for All the Parts I Currently Use
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July 27, 2018My Ultimate Facebook Post
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May 23, 2018Updates to My Privacy Policy
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April 16, 2018They Told Me My “Hive Mind” Posts on Facebook Could Be Solved With a Little Googling, But I Prefer to Stick to My “Hive Mind” Posts on Facebook, Thank You Very Much
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April 6, 2018Oregon Trail is Changing So That We Share Less of Your Private Dysentery Information
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March 28, 2018List: The Five Maturity Stages of a Social Media Platform
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March 23, 2018We Here at Cambridge Analytica Would Like to Remind Americans That We’re Only, Like, the Sixth- or Seventh-Worst Thing About Facebook
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March 22, 2018Monologue: I’m Truth-O, Your New Honest Facebook Assistant!
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776