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January 14, 2025Mark Zuckerberg Makes Meta More Masculine
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December 31, 2023Introducing Our University’s New Executive Vice President of Saving Money
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April 27, 2023Help Us Remove Spam Facebook Accounts, So You Can Get Flooded With Bullshit from Real Facebook Accounts
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February 14, 2022Happy Valentine’s Day from Facebook. Here’s a Photo of You and Your Ex
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October 28, 2021I Am Proud to Announce That Starting Today, Our Company Still Sucks Shit
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October 6, 2021Job Opportunity: Join the Facebook Apologies Team
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July 19, 2021Seeking Despotic Facebook Moderator
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December 7, 2020I Am the Facebook Algorithm and I Come to You Now, Requesting a Swift and Merciful Death
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June 16, 2020An Open Letter to the College Roommate I’ve Barely Spoken to Since Freshman Year Who Keeps Referring to Me as His Black Friend
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November 5, 2019Rebranding to FACEBOOK Is the Best You’re Going to Get From Us, So Just Try to Appreciate It
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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January 3, 2025Local Alternatives to “California Sober”
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January 14, 2025One Upside of the Total Collapse of Civilization Is We Don’t Have to Be Woke Anymore
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January 14, 2025Mark Zuckerberg Makes Meta More Masculine
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January 13, 2025Your Mom Has Been Acquired by Omnimomcorp
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January 13, 2025An Apology from Snapple Regarding Several Snapple Facts That Went Out Last Year