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June 16, 2020An Open Letter to the College Roommate I’ve Barely Spoken to Since Freshman Year Who Keeps Referring to Me as His Black Friend
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November 5, 2019Rebranding to FACEBOOK Is the Best You’re Going to Get From Us, So Just Try to Appreciate It
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October 10, 2019Why Mark Zuckerberg Is a Better Chinese Person Than I Am, According to My Grandmother
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March 12, 2019Did I Mention That I Am Not On Social Media?
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December 18, 2018Please Like and Share My Last Will and Testament
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October 3, 2018I’m Quitting Facebook, Except for All the Parts I Currently Use
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July 27, 2018My Ultimate Facebook Post
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May 23, 2018Updates to My Privacy Policy
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April 16, 2018They Told Me My “Hive Mind” Posts on Facebook Could Be Solved With a Little Googling, But I Prefer to Stick to My “Hive Mind” Posts on Facebook, Thank You Very Much
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April 6, 2018Oregon Trail is Changing So That We Share Less of Your Private Dysentery Information
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July 20, 2020Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party
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July 10, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-796 -
July 31, 2020Teacher
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July 22, 2020Advanced Calculations for Women in Heterosexual Relationships
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August 4, 2020Jurassic Park Is Last, Which Means We’re First
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August 4, 2020The Dark Side of the Moon Is Coming Along Well, But Let’s Not Lose Track of the Big Picture, Which Is That We Need This Album to Synch-Up With The Wizard of Oz
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August 4, 2020Reasons My Baby Will No Longer Be Wearing a Diaper in Public
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August 4, 2020
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