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July 22, 2011Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 30: Every Time a Friend Succeeds, I Die A Little
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April 8, 2011The Routes By Which I Attempted to Contact You
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January 21, 2011A 12-Year-Old Explains the Information Age’s Facts of Life to Her Mother
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October 12, 2010The Unedited Version of The Social Network Movie Poster
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January 25, 2010Open Letters: An Open Letter to Facebook
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October 13, 2009AvocadoTheftBook: FAQ
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July 31, 2009List: Status Updates Since My Mother Became My Facebook Friend
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April 20, 2009Internet-Age Writing Syllabus and Course Overview
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February 2, 2009Rod Blagojevich Writes 25 Things About Himself on Facebook
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July 30, 2008Hamlet (Facebook News Feed Edition)
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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