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December 14, 2017List: Santa Claus or Facebook’s Messenger Kids?
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September 29, 2017List: Facebook Anniversaries You’d Actually Want to Celebrate
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September 20, 2017I’ve Read 5 of the 143 Words in Your Facebook Status, and Now I Hate You, Old Friend
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August 29, 2017Sorry for Making Our Relationship Public by Tagging You in a Facebook Comment of a Cute Animal Video
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June 8, 2017List: Daily Affirmations for Social Media Users
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May 18, 2017Fact-Checking Your Facebook Status Updates
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May 10, 2017List: Facebook Genres for English Professors
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April 25, 2017Your Social Media Identity Crisis
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March 28, 2017My Popularity as Measured in Facebook Happy Birthday Posts
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February 24, 2017I Am Interested in Going to an Event Near You Tomorrow
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value
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October 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting
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October 19, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Levelers and Sharpeners
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October 19, 2018Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant