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All posts tagged
dads
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August 15, 2024If Tim Walz Is America’s Dad, These Are America’s Other Family Members
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August 6, 2024Dad’s Last Will and Passwords
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July 23, 2024If You’re a Wealthy, Divorced, and Fascism-Curious Dad, You Need My Twelve-Step Video Program about Herbs
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June 14, 2024The Ghost of Hamlet’s Father Tries to Have “The Talk” with Hamlet
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June 14, 2024Trolley Problem Variations for Dads
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June 13, 2024Dad Jokes Ruined by Gentle Parenting
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June 13, 2024An OSHA Workplace Safety Checklist as Designed by Me, a Child Asked to Hold the Flashlight for My Father
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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August 29, 2023I Don’t Have Much Interest in Talking to You, But Our Toddlers Just Started Playing Together at This Playground, So I Guess We’re Doing This
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June 16, 2023Playing Zelda or Disappointing Your Father?
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 13, 2024A First-Year Teacher Learns to Use Adhesives from Her Mentor
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September 13, 2024Our Political Parties Have Totally Realigned
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September 12, 2024Voters Deserve an Explanation of Harris’s Flip-Flops, but Not One for Whatever Psychotic Thing Trump Is Saying
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September 12, 2024J. D. Vance Imagines a Day in the Life of a Pet-Eating Immigrant