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All posts tagged
dads
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April 2, 2019Choose Your Own Adventure: Talking to Your Dad About the 2020 Election
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January 25, 2019Nihilist Dad Jokes, Part 2
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December 12, 2018Monologue: I’m The World’s Best Dad Because Once I Watched My Kid When My Wife Wasn’t Around
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November 16, 2018Nihilist Dad Jokes
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November 9, 2018Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 48: “I’ll Be Seeing You,” On Repeat
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October 4, 2018Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 46: Dreams and Candy
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August 14, 2018List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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June 15, 2018List: Google Introduces Smart Replies to Dad Emails
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June 15, 201815 Unique Father’s Day Gifts for the Dad Who Has Everything Except the Wind to Blow His Ships to Troy
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June 15, 2018A Father’s Day Greeting From LCD Soundsystem’s James Murphy
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell