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All posts tagged
dads
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April 7, 2014The Father of Dragons
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April 24, 2008List: What My Dad Is Talking About When He Yells “That’s What I’m Talking ’Bout.”
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November 27, 2007So, You Just Found Daddy’s Meth Lab
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August 7, 2007Funny Letters From Summer Camp and Their Not So Funny Responses
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November 6, 2002Smart And Cute And Bad: The Lost Orange Tapes
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October 10, 2002Opening Lines I’ve Tried to Shock My Middle Class Father With on the Phone
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October 4, 2002The Cyanide Came In The Mail
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September 9, 2002Man-Made Rain
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October 18, 1999Some Things for Today
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June 13, 2019Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing
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June 7, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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June 11, 2019Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell
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June 12, 2019How to Stage Your Own Death So Your Husband Understands How Much Work You Do