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All posts tagged
dads
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June 14, 2018An Open Letter to My Dad, Post-Cremation, Concerning His Missing Gold Teeth
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May 17, 2018How Little League Baseball Turns Dads Into Assholes: A Mathematical Equation
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May 7, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Plastic Tire
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March 19, 2018The Five Stages of Socializing With Your Children’s Friends’ Parents
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December 6, 2017Hi, I’m the Dad You Hate at the Baby Birthday Party You’re Obligated to Attend
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September 12, 2017Ways My Gay Dads Ruined My Life
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August 14, 2017Navy SEAL Drill Instructor or My Asian Dad?
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June 16, 2017Rainforest Café Menu Item or Nickname Given to Justin by His Really Cool Step-Dad, Rick, and Not My Emotionally Withholding, Biological Father, Doug?
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June 16, 2017Father’s Day Gift Ideas for the Dad Who’s Currently Lost at Sea
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April 21, 2017A Few Words from Juicero’s Frazzled Dad
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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January 25, 2016Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 16, 2021My Two-Year-Old’s Guide to Potty Training Your Parents
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April 16, 2021Classic Plays as Spam Emails
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April 16, 2021Now That We’re Vaccinated, Things Will Be Insane