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All posts tagged
dads
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August 14, 2018Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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June 15, 2018Google Introduces Smart Replies to Dad Emails
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June 15, 201815 Unique Father’s Day Gifts for the Dad Who Has Everything Except the Wind to Blow His Ships to Troy
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June 15, 2018A Father’s Day Greeting From LCD Soundsystem’s James Murphy
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June 15, 2018Totally Normal Responses for When Your Dad With Terminal Cancer Texts You a Clip of Monty Python’s “Always Look On the Bright Side of Life”
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June 14, 2018An Open Letter to My Dad, Post-Cremation, Concerning His Missing Gold Teeth
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May 17, 2018How Little League Baseball Turns Dads Into Assholes: A Mathematical Equation
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May 7, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Plastic Tire
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March 19, 2018The Five Stages of Socializing With Your Children’s Friends’ Parents
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December 6, 2017Hi, I’m the Dad You Hate at the Baby Birthday Party You’re Obligated to Attend
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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