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dads

July 8, 2016

I’m Tired of “Well-Meaning” Parents Interfering When My Toddler and I Rob a Liquor Store

by Alex Kane
June 17, 2016

List: Classic Stepdad Jokes

by Brian Polk and Kathleen Chen
June 17, 2016

List: Rules for My Kids That I Enforce With the Relentlessness of a Starving Wolverine

by Andrew Knott
March 2, 2016

List: Texts My Father Sent That Can Also Be Microfiction

by Meryl Cates
March 1, 2016

My Deepest Sympathies on the Loss of Your Father to Donald Trump

by Sean Cusick
November 9, 2015

My Son is Bad at Checkers

by Stephen Tompkins
September 10, 2015

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Fathers

by Teddy Wayne
December 22, 2014

A Father Releases the Financial Forecast for His Family Christmas

by Jeremiah Tucker
December 16, 2014

Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 41: He Saw a Wolf (The Catheter Song)

by Charlie Hopper
December 10, 2014

Monologue: A Stay-at-Home Dad’s Promise to His Son

by David Blake Fischer

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February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
February 19, 2019

Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!

by Clancy Tripp
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
February 14, 2019

List: New Love Languages

by James Folta and Kasey Borger

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February 22, 2019

Sophocles’ Acceptance Speech for Best Original Tragedy

by Arthur Imperatore and Brian Geiger
February 22, 2019

List: My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions

by Wendi Aarons
February 22, 2019

Don’t Call It a Comeback: Animated Features Forthcoming From John Lasseter’s New Studio

by Kimberly Harrington
February 22, 2019

List: Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director

by Jesse Shamon