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All posts tagged
dads
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August 14, 2017Navy SEAL Drill Instructor or My Asian Dad?
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June 16, 2017Rainforest Café Menu Item or Nickname Given to Justin by His Really Cool Step-Dad, Rick, and Not My Emotionally Withholding, Biological Father, Doug?
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June 16, 2017Father’s Day Gift Ideas for the Dad Who’s Currently Lost at Sea
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April 21, 2017A Few Words from Juicero’s Frazzled Dad
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July 8, 2016I’m Tired of “Well-Meaning” Parents Interfering When My Toddler and I Rob a Liquor Store
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June 17, 2016Classic Stepdad Jokes
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June 17, 2016Rules for My Kids That I Enforce With the Relentlessness of a Starving Wolverine
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March 2, 2016Texts My Father Sent That Can Also Be Microfiction
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March 1, 2016My Deepest Sympathies on the Loss of Your Father to Donald Trump
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November 9, 2015My Son is Bad at Checkers
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