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All posts tagged
fathers
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December 12, 2018Monologue: I’m The World’s Best Dad Because Once I Watched My Kid When My Wife Wasn’t Around
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July 12, 2018Welcome to Rent-A-Daughter, the App That Helps Your Husband Learn How to Respect Women
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June 15, 201815 Unique Father’s Day Gifts for the Dad Who Has Everything Except the Wind to Blow His Ships to Troy
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October 23, 2017What I’ve Learned as the Daughter of a Father
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June 16, 2017List: Father’s Day Gift Ideas for the Dad Who’s Currently Lost at Sea
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June 17, 2016Fathers of Pre-Teen Girls Appeal to Higher Powers
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June 17, 2016List: Classic Stepdad Jokes
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June 17, 2016List: Rules for My Kids That I Enforce With the Relentlessness of a Starving Wolverine
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March 2, 2016List: Texts My Father Sent That Can Also Be Microfiction
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March 1, 2016My Deepest Sympathies on the Loss of Your Father to Donald Trump
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell