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All posts tagged
fathers
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December 12, 2018Monologue: I’m The World’s Best Dad Because Once I Watched My Kid When My Wife Wasn’t Around
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July 12, 2018Welcome to Rent-A-Daughter, the App That Helps Your Husband Learn How to Respect Women
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June 15, 201815 Unique Father’s Day Gifts for the Dad Who Has Everything Except the Wind to Blow His Ships to Troy
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October 23, 2017What I’ve Learned as the Daughter of a Father
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June 16, 2017List: Father’s Day Gift Ideas for the Dad Who’s Currently Lost at Sea
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June 17, 2016Fathers of Pre-Teen Girls Appeal to Higher Powers
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June 17, 2016List: Classic Stepdad Jokes
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June 17, 2016List: Rules for My Kids That I Enforce With the Relentlessness of a Starving Wolverine
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March 2, 2016List: Texts My Father Sent That Can Also Be Microfiction
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March 1, 2016My Deepest Sympathies on the Loss of Your Father to Donald Trump
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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January 10, 2019List: Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits