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All posts tagged
fathers
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February 3, 2021Fuck Off, Dad! We’re Eating Apple Jacks
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December 12, 2018I’m The World’s Best Dad Because Once I Watched My Kid When My Wife Wasn’t Around
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July 12, 2018Welcome to Rent-A-Daughter, the App That Helps Your Husband Learn How to Respect Women
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June 15, 201815 Unique Father’s Day Gifts for the Dad Who Has Everything Except the Wind to Blow His Ships to Troy
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October 23, 2017What I’ve Learned as the Daughter of a Father
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June 16, 2017Father’s Day Gift Ideas for the Dad Who’s Currently Lost at Sea
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June 17, 2016Fathers of Pre-Teen Girls Appeal to Higher Powers
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June 17, 2016Classic Stepdad Jokes
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June 17, 2016Rules for My Kids That I Enforce With the Relentlessness of a Starving Wolverine
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March 2, 2016Texts My Father Sent That Can Also Be Microfiction
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 10, 2021An Update from Your Three-Year-Old’s Montessori Educator, Translated for Parents Who Endured a Traditional Public School Education
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February 25, 2021714 Epidemiologists on When We Can Resume Fixating on Petty Bullshit
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February 25, 2021Famous Philosophers in Quarantine
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February 25, 2021A Grizzled, Months-Old Chrome Tab Welcomes a Fresh-Faced New Tab to My Browser Window
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days