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All posts tagged
fathers
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January 8, 2014Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 40: Winterizing
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November 25, 2013You Are Fired From This Father-Son Acrobatics Duo
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August 6, 2013Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: A Crawfish Boil and Dad’s New Family
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September 24, 2012Going Where the Southern Cross the Dog: A Column About the Blues: I Could Not Imagine Those Blues
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January 27, 2012An Open Letter to My Dad Before He Began Taking Zoloft
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March 28, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 10: 5-hour Energy Shots, Threatening Truck Drivers, and Packing Both Kinds of Genitals, or, My Dad
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November 17, 2010A Guy Tries to Convince His Father to Move Into a Mausoleum With Him
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August 31, 2010A Father Tells His Eight-Month-Old Son to Scatter His Ashes On Top of All the Places That This Asshole He Knows From Work Is Going to Have His Ashes Scattered
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July 23, 2009Anna Freud’s Dream Journal
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June 19, 2009Conversations I Imagine My 10-Year-Old and 7-Year-Old Have About Me When They See Each Other in the Hallway at School
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