- I’m hungry.
- Hi, hungry, nice to meet you. I’m Greg — and I know I can never replace your “real” dad, but I want you to know that I’ll always be there for you.
Q: How many stepdads does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: As many as it takes to finally give your mom the happiness she deserves.
A pope, a rabbi, and a lawyer walk into a bar… and they all get along really well, just like you and your new sisters will if you’ll just give them a chance.
- Knock knock
- Who’s there?
- Interrupting stepdad
- You can call me Greg until you feel comfortable calling me ‘Dad,’ okay, bud?
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: There is no cheese in that fridge that isn’t yours. We’re a family now.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. Say, that sounds fun! We could go to the playground—just us two guys—how ‘bout it, champ?
Yo mama’s so fat, but she’s the love of my life and I really want this to work.