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fathers
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January 27, 2012An Open Letter to My Dad Before He Began Taking Zoloft
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March 28, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 10: 5-hour Energy Shots, Threatening Truck Drivers, and Packing Both Kinds of Genitals, or, My Dad
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November 17, 2010A Guy Tries to Convince His Father to Move Into a Mausoleum With Him
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August 31, 2010A Father Tells His Eight-Month-Old Son to Scatter His Ashes On Top of All the Places That This Asshole He Knows From Work Is Going to Have His Ashes Scattered
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July 23, 2009Anna Freud’s Dream Journal
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June 19, 2009Conversations I Imagine My 10-Year-Old and 7-Year-Old Have About Me When They See Each Other in the Hallway at School
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October 22, 2008Mom’s and Dad’s Campaign Statements
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April 28, 2008Conversations My Parents Must Have Had While Planning to Raise a Child
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April 24, 2008What My Dad Is Talking About When He Yells “That’s What I’m Talking ’Bout.”
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March 28, 2008Rules for “Stacey and the Hippies.”
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