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Articles by
Teddy Wayne
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Apartment, Loner, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Kapitoil. He writes the Future Tense column for the New York Times.
Photo by Kate Greathead
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February 5, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Boasting
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January 29, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Quantity
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January 6, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Crying
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December 8, 2014Three Things Only People Who Can’t Understand Anything Will Understand
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November 12, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Horses
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October 28, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Candles
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October 13, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Foolishness II
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September 29, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Waiting
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September 22, 2014Differences Between Me, Teddy Wayne, and Bruce Wayne/John Wayne
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August 25, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Hate
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August 13, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Water
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July 28, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Hay
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