Make hay while the sun shines, though we’ve also installed new solar-simulacrum paneling all over the geodesic dome to enable twenty-four-hour hay production. You’ll be on the night shift; we expect you here at nine every night, and you can clock out at five in the morning. After a year on the job, assuming we’re all on the same page and you’ve hit the appropriate milestones, you’ll be considered for the morning shift, which also comes with health care.
July 28, 2014
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