Wild horses couldn’t keep me away, but domesticated horses—I have a real phobia about them. I know it’s irrational, but that’s pretty much the point about phobias, they’re irrational… look, I’ve been in therapy about this for fifteen years, I don’t take it lightly, you can talk to Dr. Steiner if you want, and it’s a legitimate reason for why I can’t go see you perform with Sir Laugh-a-Lot next week at the Improv Comedy and Horse Show in Wyoming.
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