When God closes a door, he opens a window, one just high enough to hurl yourself from and finally put an end to your intractable credit-card-debt problem.
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Mac Barnett and Shawn Harris are hosting “THE FIRST CAT IN SPACE LIVE!” at 849 Valencia Street (McSweeney’s and Int’l Youth Library HQ) on Saturday, February 22, at 11 a.m.
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When God closes a door, he opens a window, one just high enough to hurl yourself from and finally put an end to your intractable credit-card-debt problem.