“I can see what this lazy Susan is trying to do, but I’m not buying it.”

“This sofa might work better as a love seat.”

“The slight lean of this nightstand evokes sleep.”

“Is anyone else distracted by the anachronism of the LED lights on the mid-century credenza?”

“That Murphy bed! Wonderful surprise!”

“This chair isn’t likable.”

“We could lose a leg on this table. Maybe two.”

“What if this carpenter were to sand and restain the hutch?”

“Just what the world needs: another birdhouse.”

“This armoire reminds me of my father, in a good way.”

“I know a davenport when I see one. This is not a davenport.”

“What does this table want?”