“I can see what this lazy Susan is trying to do, but I’m not buying it.”
“This sofa might work better as a love seat.”
“The slight lean of this nightstand evokes sleep.”
“Is anyone else distracted by the anachronism of the LED lights on the mid-century credenza?”
“That Murphy bed! Wonderful surprise!”
“This chair isn’t likable.”
“We could lose a leg on this table. Maybe two.”
“What if this carpenter were to sand and restain the hutch?”
“Just what the world needs: another birdhouse.”
“This armoire reminds me of my father, in a good way.”
“I know a davenport when I see one. This is not a davenport.”
“What does this table want?”