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All posts tagged
furniture
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December 4, 2019My Toddler or an IKEA Chair?
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August 20, 2019Here At Our Crazy Furniture Warehouse, Everything Must Go! Especially You, Ted!
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April 30, 2019I’m a Therapist’s Couch On a Movie Set and I Am Complicit In Reinforcing a False Narrative About Therapy
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July 3, 2018What Your Favorite Piece of Furniture Says About You
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July 12, 2017CÜCK – The New Furniture Assembly Service From IKEA
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June 19, 20177 Tables to Hide Under This Summer
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June 1, 2017I Am the Fox & Friends Couch
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June 7, 2016An Appraisal of Items In My Therapist’s Office
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January 21, 2016Reviews of Me From Things In My Apartment
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January 5, 201610 Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost In a Role
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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April 15, 2021As a Centrist Democrat, I Ran on a Promise to Fix Killer Shower Clowns. But Now That I’m in Office, I Believe We Should Consider the Issue More Cautiously
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April 15, 2021Jeni’s Ice Cream Strawberry Pretzel Pie
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April 14, 2021Would-You-Rathers for Parents Deciding Whether or Not to Send Their Kids Back to In-Person School
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April 14, 2021I Am Alexander the Great, and I Am Terrible at Risk