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All posts tagged
furniture
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April 30, 2019Monologue: I’m a Therapist’s Couch On a Movie Set and I Am Complicit In Reinforcing a False Narrative About Therapy
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July 3, 2018List: What Your Favorite Piece of Furniture Says About You
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July 12, 2017CÜCK – The New Furniture Assembly Service From IKEA
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June 19, 2017List: 7 Tables to Hide Under This Summer
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June 1, 2017Monologue: I Am the Fox & Friends Couch
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June 7, 2016List: An Appraisal of Items In My Therapist’s Office
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January 21, 2016List: Reviews of Me From Things In My Apartment
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January 5, 2016List: 10 Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost in a Role
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April 24, 2015Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Former Owner of My Queen-Size Bed
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November 12, 2014List: Comments from the Carpenters’ Fall Workshop
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand
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May 23, 2019Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 49: Wrecking My Car, Part I