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furniture

July 3, 2018

List: What Your Favorite Piece of Furniture Says About You

by Alex Baia, Erica Lies, and Nicole Beckley
July 12, 2017

CÜCK – The New Furniture Assembly Service From IKEA

by Patrick Coyne
June 19, 2017

List: 7 Tables to Hide Under This Summer

by Amy Schatz
June 1, 2017

Monologue: I Am the Fox & Friends Couch

by Michael Hare
June 7, 2016

List: An Appraisal of Items In My Therapist’s Office

by Amanda Rosenberg
January 21, 2016

List: Reviews of Me From Things In My Apartment

by Sara K. Runnels
January 5, 2016

List: 10 Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost in a Role

by Travis Tack
April 24, 2015

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Former Owner of My Queen-Size Bed

by Catherine Tung
November 12, 2014

List: Comments from the Carpenters’ Fall Workshop

by Andrew Bales
November 3, 2014

List: A Sneak Preview of the 2015 Dads in Recliners Calendar

by Grant Pardee

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November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed
October 20, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
November 5, 2018

Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?

by Dan Caprera
October 31, 2018

Why It’s Too Difficult For Me to Vote, and How Many Beers I Can Butt Chug In Under 60 Seconds

by Cara Michelle Smith

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November 14, 2018

The Cult of Ina Garten

by Sarah Solomon
November 14, 2018

List: Google Translate for My Asian Parents

by Irving Ruan and JiJi Lee
November 14, 2018

Oulipian Excerpts from All That is Evident is Suspect: Marcel Duchamp: Correspondence With the Oulipo

by Marcel Duchamp
November 14, 2018

Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs Revised for Modern Civilization

by Jared Bilski