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All posts tagged
furniture
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August 20, 2019Here At Our Crazy Furniture Warehouse, Everything Must Go! Especially You, Ted!
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April 30, 2019Monologue: I’m a Therapist’s Couch On a Movie Set and I Am Complicit In Reinforcing a False Narrative About Therapy
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July 3, 2018List: What Your Favorite Piece of Furniture Says About You
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July 12, 2017CÜCK – The New Furniture Assembly Service From IKEA
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June 19, 2017List: 7 Tables to Hide Under This Summer
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June 1, 2017Monologue: I Am the Fox & Friends Couch
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June 7, 2016List: An Appraisal of Items In My Therapist’s Office
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January 21, 2016List: Reviews of Me From Things In My Apartment
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January 5, 2016List: 10 Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost in a Role
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April 24, 2015Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Former Owner of My Queen-Size Bed
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September 12, 2019List: 16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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September 10, 2019List: I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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September 6, 2019List: Honest Academic Job Postings
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren