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All posts tagged
furniture
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April 24, 2015An Open Letter to the Former Owner of My Queen-Size Bed
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December 2, 2014A Farewell to Hemnes: Ernest Hemingway Assembles an IKEA Daybed Frame With Three Drawers
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November 12, 2014Comments from the Carpenters’ Fall Workshop
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November 3, 2014A Sneak Preview of the 2015 Dads in Recliners Calendar
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October 24, 2014An Open Letter to People Who Sell Sofas On Craigslist
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October 30, 2013Pottery Barn Catalogue Descriptions Written by an Aspiring Crime Novelist
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May 20, 2013A Hypnotized Person Tries to Have Sex With a Chair
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November 17, 2011Crate and Barrel Furniture or Character from The Wire?
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October 7, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Competitiveness
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July 9, 2009Four Short Plays About Selling a Glass-Top Coffee Table, as Posted by My Neighbor, George, in Our Apartment Building’s Elevator
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