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All posts tagged
furniture
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April 24, 2015An Open Letter to the Former Owner of My Queen-Size Bed
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December 2, 2014A Farewell to Hemnes: Ernest Hemingway Assembles an IKEA Daybed Frame with Three Drawers
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November 12, 2014Comments from the Carpenters’ Fall Workshop
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November 3, 2014A Sneak Preview of the 2015 Dads in Recliners Calendar
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October 24, 2014An Open Letter to People Who Sell Sofas On Craigslist
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October 30, 2013Pottery Barn Catalogue Descriptions Written by an Aspiring Crime Novelist
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May 20, 2013A Hypnotized Person Tries to Have Sex With a Chair
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November 17, 2011Crate and Barrel Furniture or Character from The Wire?
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October 7, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Competitiveness
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July 9, 2009Four Short Plays About Selling a Glass-Top Coffee Table, as Posted by My Neighbor, George, in Our Apartment Building’s Elevator
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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February 6, 2025Various Ways How I, a Gay Man, Use the Word “Mama”
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 5, 2025An Open Letter to the Old Man Who Bartered with My Cancer-Patient Daughter at the Community Yard Sale Fundraiser
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University