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All posts tagged
furniture
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April 24, 2015An Open Letter to the Former Owner of My Queen-Size Bed
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December 2, 2014A Farewell to Hemnes: Ernest Hemingway Assembles an IKEA Daybed Frame With Three Drawers
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November 12, 2014Comments from the Carpenters’ Fall Workshop
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November 3, 2014A Sneak Preview of the 2015 Dads in Recliners Calendar
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October 24, 2014An Open Letter to People Who Sell Sofas On Craigslist
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October 30, 2013Pottery Barn Catalogue Descriptions Written by an Aspiring Crime Novelist
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May 20, 2013A Hypnotized Person Tries to Have Sex With a Chair
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November 17, 2011Crate and Barrel Furniture or Character from The Wire?
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October 7, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Competitiveness
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July 9, 2009Four Short Plays About Selling a Glass-Top Coffee Table, as Posted by My Neighbor, George, in Our Apartment Building’s Elevator
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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December 2, 2023“Just Say the Word, and I’ll Bring My Whole Heart to Anything”: Remembering Gabe Hudson
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December 1, 2023A Message from the Chancellor on the Recent Student Protest
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December 1, 2023We Can’t Wait to Be Part of Your Neighborhood, but First We Need to Dig This Massive Hole
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November 30, 2023A Garnet Hill Lady Does MDMA