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Articles by
Teddy Wayne
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Loner, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Kapitoil. He writes the Future Tense column for the New York Times.
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June 12, 2017We Are All Living In a Computer Simulation
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April 6, 2017Self-Care Ideas for President Trump
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April 4, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Measurements
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March 10, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Priorities
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February 22, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Striking
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February 7, 2017Grok’s Press Conference
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February 3, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Laughter III
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January 4, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Journeys
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November 28, 2016Every News Article for the Next Four Years
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November 7, 2016
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October 10, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Generals
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September 13, 2016That Time I Published a Personal Essay On the Internet
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September 12, 2019List: 16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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September 10, 2019List: I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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September 6, 2019List: Honest Academic Job Postings
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
