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Articles by
Teddy Wayne
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Apartment, Loner, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Kapitoil. He writes the Future Tense column for the New York Times.
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August 24, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Home
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July 14, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Comedy
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June 22, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Presence
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June 12, 2017We Are All Living In a Computer Simulation
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April 6, 2017Self-Care Ideas for President Trump
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April 4, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Measurements
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March 10, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Priorities
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February 22, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Striking
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February 7, 2017Grok’s Press Conference
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February 3, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Laughter III
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January 4, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Journeys
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November 28, 2016Every News Article for the Next Four Years
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 24, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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July 2, 2020We Have Heard Your Complaints About Police Brutality and We Are Solving the Problem By Inserting a CGI Black Character Into Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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July 1, 2020We Shouldn’t Presume That the Velociraptor Experts Know the Best Way to Deal With Velociraptor Attacks
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July 1, 2020Canadian Proverbs
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July 1, 2020
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