To errr is human, to forgive — oh, Jesus, you screwed up the spelling of “err.” You can’t even get a three-letter word right, for fuck’s sake. Look, I’m sorry, but this amanuensis internship just isn’t working out. No, I’m not willing to give you a second chance. Please have your stuff out by the end of the day.
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