1. You will be encouraged to play nice and work with others.

2. Snacks may be eaten during class.

3. You will be expected to practice your reading and critical-thinking skills daily.

4. Group projects may be messy and lead to certain disaster.

5. If you are enrolled in a private program, it may cost your parents a lot of money.

6. You get to go outside and run around.

7. By the mid-point of the year, you will question why you chose this path while repeatedly hitting your head on your desk and crying.

8. Your class has a goldfish you are expected to help care for.

9. You want to take a nap during school, but know that you can’t.

10. You don’t want to take a nap during school, but you are forced to.

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Grad school: 7, 9
Pre-school: 6, 8, 10
Both: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5