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graduate-school
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June 25, 2024ChatGPT Now Has PhD-Level Intelligence, and the Poor Personal Choices to Prove It
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February 16, 2024Going to Graduate School or Making a TikTok?
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May 19, 2023So You Need Grad Student Housing
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September 28, 2022Let Guided by Voices Title Your Masters Thesis
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August 19, 2022Even the Sophists Hate That One Guy in Your Graduate Seminar
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April 22, 2022Signs You Work in the “Cool” Lab
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December 3, 2021How to Write Like an Academic
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May 14, 2021I’m Not Emotionally Available Enough to Be in a Relationship Right Now Because I Have a Lot Going on with My Thesis and I Was Raised by Jaguars in the Peruvian Amazon
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March 2, 2021A Graduate School Rejection Letter As Written by My Anxiety Disorder at 3 AM
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February 23, 2021Will Hunting on Why He Shouldn’t Get an MFA
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner
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March 27, 2025Scenes from the First Major League Baseball Game Featuring the New Robot Umpire, HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 26, 2025Star Wars Quotes That I, a Federal Employee, Would Like to Say to Elon Musk