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May 5, 2022Talking Heads Lyrics, or Words My Kid Strings Together at Bedtime Instead of Falling Asleep at a Reasonable Hour?
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October 14, 2021Academic Job Market or Squid Game?
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July 27, 2021Do You Have a Toddler or Is Your House Haunted by the Ghost of the Widow of an 1800s Sea Captain?
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July 8, 2021Are You Vacationing with Children or Starring in a Gripping Medical Drama?
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July 2, 2021Are You a Participant in a Child’s Made-Up Game or Josef K. from Kafka’s The Trial?
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June 9, 2021Are You Playing Call of Duty or Deconstructing Late-Stage Capitalism?
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April 28, 2021Are You Accused of Being a Vaccinated Teacher or a Salem Witch?
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April 27, 2021Who Said It: Dana Scully from The X-Files, or Me Talking to My Aunt Sharon, the Anti-Vaxxer?
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March 30, 2021Are You a Sensual Nude Woman in a Classical Painting or Just Naked on Your Couch?
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March 24, 2021A Scene from Flowers in the Attic or from My Past Year in Quarantine?
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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