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All posts tagged
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June 24, 2019List: Neutral, Milk, or Hotel?
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May 16, 2019List: How to Train a Feral Dog or How to Correct a Male Colleague?
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April 5, 2019List: Description of My 2003 Honda CR-V or My 35-Year-Old Body?
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November 30, 2018List: Font Review or a Critique of My Recent Performance as a Lover?
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August 27, 2018List: Academic Job Market Strategies or Fortnite Tips?
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August 22, 2018List: Who Said it: Dorothy Parker or Special Counsel Robert Mueller?
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August 21, 2018List: Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
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July 31, 2018List: Silicon Valley Startup or Plague-Ridden Feudal Business?
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June 28, 2018List: Think Pieces Attempting to Define “Big Dick Energy” or Joan Didion’s Iconic Essay “On Self-Respect”?
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June 22, 2018List: A Person With Down Syndrome or Corey Lewandowski?
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546