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All posts tagged
either-or
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May 16, 2019List: How to Train a Feral Dog or How to Correct a Male Colleague?
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April 5, 2019List: Description of My 2003 Honda CR-V or My 35-Year-Old Body?
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November 30, 2018List: Font Review or a Critique of My Recent Performance as a Lover?
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August 27, 2018List: Academic Job Market Strategies or Fortnite Tips?
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August 22, 2018List: Who Said it: Dorothy Parker or Special Counsel Robert Mueller?
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August 21, 2018List: Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
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July 31, 2018List: Silicon Valley Startup or Plague-Ridden Feudal Business?
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June 28, 2018List: Think Pieces Attempting to Define “Big Dick Energy” or Joan Didion’s Iconic Essay “On Self-Respect”?
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June 22, 2018List: A Person With Down Syndrome or Corey Lewandowski?
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June 8, 2018List: Friedrich Nietzsche or Janelle Monáe?
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?