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All posts tagged
either-or
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 5, 2019List: White Nationalist or White Noise Machine?
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June 24, 2019List: Neutral, Milk, or Hotel?
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May 16, 2019List: How to Train a Feral Dog or How to Correct a Male Colleague?
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April 5, 2019List: Description of My 2003 Honda CR-V or My 35-Year-Old Body?
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November 30, 2018List: Font Review or a Critique of My Recent Performance as a Lover?
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August 27, 2018List: Academic Job Market Strategies or Fortnite Tips?
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August 22, 2018List: Who Said it: Dorothy Parker or Special Counsel Robert Mueller?
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August 21, 2018List: Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
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July 31, 2018List: Silicon Valley Startup or Plague-Ridden Feudal Business?
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September 12, 2019List: 16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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September 10, 2019List: I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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September 6, 2019List: Honest Academic Job Postings
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
