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since 1998.
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November 30, 2018List: Font Review or a Critique of My Recent Performance as a Lover?
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August 27, 2018List: Academic Job Market Strategies or Fortnite Tips?
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August 22, 2018List: Who Said it: Dorothy Parker or Special Counsel Robert Mueller?
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August 21, 2018List: Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
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July 31, 2018List: Silicon Valley Startup or Plague-Ridden Feudal Business?
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June 28, 2018List: Think Pieces Attempting to Define “Big Dick Energy” or Joan Didion’s Iconic Essay “On Self-Respect”?
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June 22, 2018List: A Person With Down Syndrome or Corey Lewandowski?
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June 8, 2018List: Friedrich Nietzsche or Janelle Monáe?
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June 6, 2018List: Entourage Star Adrian Grenier or My Uncle Who Recently Tried Ayahuasca and is Now “Totally Enlightened”?
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May 14, 2018List: Notes White House Aides Have Placed in Trump’s Briefing Books, or Inspirational Quotes from Dove Promises Chocolate Wrappers?
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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December 8, 2015List: Woman Facts