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June 27, 2024Pavement Lyrics or Trump Cognitive Glitch?
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May 17, 2024The Handmaid’s Tale or Harrison Butker’s Commencement Speech?
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April 12, 2024Arizona Law from 1864, Law from Middle-earth, or Anti-Crime Code of Mega-City One from Judge Dredd?
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April 10, 2024Character in a Dystopian YA Novel or Homeopathic Remedy My Mom Gave Me That Didn’t Fucking Work?
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February 21, 2024Morrissey or Trump?
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February 16, 2024Going to Graduate School or Making a TikTok?
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February 8, 2024Are You Putting Your Newborn Down for Bed or Finishing Your College Paper?
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January 26, 2024Lines from the Barbie Monologue or Something I’ve Said to Another Woman in a Bar Bathroom After Three Martinis
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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October 12, 2023Bonnie Raitt or a Paranoid Recluse Talking to His Cat?
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian