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September 14, 2017Grad School or Pre-School?
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August 25, 2017UFC Champion Conor McGregor or a Pretentious Barista?
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August 23, 2017Things I’ve Said to My New Puppy or to a Republican Senator?
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August 14, 2017Navy SEAL Drill Instructor or My Asian Dad?
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August 3, 2017Employee’s Reply-All Response to a Company-Wide Email Chain That Was Sent Out By Accident or Last Words Spoken Before Death in a Slasher Film?
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July 31, 2017Jenny Holzer Truism or Deleted Anthony Scaramucci Tweet?
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July 21, 2017Ernest Hemingway or Captions from Governor Scott Walker’s Instagram?
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June 29, 2017GOP Description of Trumpcare or Quote from a Villain in the Die Hard Franchise?
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June 7, 2017Excerpts from James Comey’s Opening Statement to the Senate Intelligence Committee or from Kazuo Ishiguro’s The Remains of the Day?
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May 12, 2017Something I Said While in Labor or While Trying to Put a King-Sized Duvet Cover On a Duvet?
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 20, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1-1,056 -
January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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January 20, 2021A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency