either-or

List: Clickbait Headlines or Texts from My Mom?

List: The Price Is Right Game or Slayer Song?

List: Ski Term, Loud Sex Act Heard Through Very Thin Hotel Wall, or Guided By Voices Song?

List: Sufjan Stevens Song or Quote From the National UFO Reporting Center?

List: Are You Working in a Start-Up or Are You In Jail?

List: Lacrosse Term, Obscure Sex Act That Frat Guys Always Claim to Do, Sweet Corn Variety, or Automotive Term With an Arbitrary Proper Noun In Front of It?

List: White Noise or White Noise?

List: Selections from the Files of a Shuttered Community Hospital or Copy from a Farm-to-Table Restaurant Menu?

List: Iran or Star Wars?

List: Iraq-War Cliché or New Euphemisms for Taking a Crap?